Horoscopal haiku for the week starting on the 20th of September sorted by the reader’s day of birth.
Monday
Umbrella broken
New rain cover needed soon
Summer is a lie
Tuesday
Dish cloth mould grows fast
Know that scrubbing takes less time
Green fuzz overwhelms
Wednesday
Oh Crossword cancer
Pencil chew = lead poisoning
Love your tongue now please
Thursday
More shaving your face
Too much mo! Too much beard-beard!
Bad stubble rubble
Friday
Hot drinks help your nose
But boozing will kill your soul
We can’t have nice things
Saturday
Take less internet
Facebook is not your real space
Disco for a life
Sunday
Stop pirating stuff
Artists suffer… or something
Money equals praise