Top search results for “Stormi Webster” as of 11:08pm 04/04/2018: (1) “Kylie Jenner flaunts her tiny waist on Instagram”; (2) “Inside Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s First Easter With Stormi”; and (3) “Kylie Jenner ‘took paternity test to prove Tyga was not Stormi’s father’, report says”.
Salient can confirm that it continues to give zero fucks about any of this, and acknowledges the irony of googling said spawn on a weekly basis to prove just how few fucks we give.
*Disclaimer: This is shit news*