Kylie Jenner “shares” her baby Stormi with her boyfriend, according to a report Salient would fervently deny reading if we were ever asked. This raises more questions: does Kylie consider her baby an object that can be shared? Is the baby just an accessory that allows her to #stayrelevant? Salient would like to answer these questions, but that would require us to care, which we emphatically do not.