1. You have to pay to activate it
2. You have to pay to “feed” it
3. No pin number means someone else can steal and use it easily
4. I don’t want a microchip in my arm!
5. Why is God controlling our buses?
Top 5 children’s books you will never see By Jaron
1. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
2. You Are Different and That’s Bad
3. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
4. Strangers Have the Best Lollies
5. Dad’s New Wife Timothy
Top 5 reasons one of my shoes is dirty and the other isn’t: By Michael
1. Its a left-wing conspiracy
2.“Diversity”
3. Its Pat Walsh’s fault
4. Someone shat on it
5. String theory