Location, price or space to move,
Pick one of three, it’s all on you.
You want a flat that’s warm and clean?
There’s one in Waikanae you’ll see’s pristine.
Under 200? We can work that out,
It’s an ex p-lab, but the smell’s almost out.
Does it fit a double bed, why of course it can!
Getting it into the room? That wasn’t part of the plan.
You and four friends want a place to stay?
If three share a room you can move in today.
You’re all social drinkers? You’ve got me sold,
Just finish by six—the neighbours are old.
None of you work, but still want a flat?
Sell off some organs and we’ll get you in stat.
Paperwork’s done, but which was your hall?
Oh you’re from KJ??? Sorry we’re full.