Losing your virginity
Losing someone else’s virginity
Sleeping with two different people in a day
Having a ‘lost weekend’ and doing enough to fill a Top Fifty list
Lying about all of the above to your children
Blatant rip-offs of the bucket fountain:
Hyde Park’s Diana Fountain
Vancouver’s Gastown steam clock
Belgium’s Manneken Pis
Versailles’ Fountain of Apollo
First Year Pick Up Lines:
Do you have a myspace?
Do you prefer BK or MC’D’s?
My Mum’s got these earings…
Are you from my 100 level history class?
Hanging out at Dressmart
Taking the kids to Chipmunks
Waiting for Avon
Waiting for the Mormons
University Role Models:
Rory from Gilmore Girls
Bill Gates (dropped out of Harvard)
Albert Einstein (never went to university)
Brandon from Beverly Hills 90210