Aerodynamics
Because your sister does it
Because scars on your wrist are a handy way to take notes
Because black is the new black
‘Cause nobody understands you!
Men Whose Facial Hair I Want:
Sigmund Freud
Colonel Sanders
That dude on the Jedi council in Star Wars
Mark Sainsbury
The guy who cooks the burgers at BK
Jedi:
Mace Windu
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Yoda
Fat kid in Youtube video
Mark Sainsbury
Fat Guys:
Fat Albert
Fat Mike
Nicole Ritchie
Dwayne Leverock
Jonathan Hunt
Celebrity Endorsements:
George Foreman – grill
Stephen Fleming – Fujitsu comfort
Shane Warne – hair replacement
Al Gore – Toyota prius
Britney Spears – Remington hair clippers
Ways Yoda Could Have Said Things Better:
A dream, I have
My lover, Billie Jean is not
At hello, me you had
Easy being green, it is not
English mother fucker! Do you speak it?
White People Who Think They’re Black:
Ali G
Eminem
The Jazz Singer
Kevin Federline
John Key
Black People Who Think They’re White:
Michael Jackson
Oprah
Barry White
Othello
Frankie Muniz
Alternative Meanings For “Wax on, wax off”:
Taxidermy
Brazilian
BDSM
A dirty term for wax fetishes
Wax model at Madame Tussauds