JJW: So you’re Salient editor next year, huh?
SAR: Apparently so. All my dreams came true and next year, I finally get to sit on the OTHER side of the office.
JJW: So what you got planned? ‘09 has been pretty frickin’ legendary. You best keep it up.
SAR: It’s some big shoes to fill, JJW. I’m planning on not playing Raptor Safari, that’s for sure.
JJW: Hey… It wasn’t all Raptor Safari. There was the…
Umm…
Na, you got me.
Look, the kids want to know what you’ve got in store. Spill the beans, fool!
SAR: Actually, I need a computer game. What could you recommend for a girl who can only play car games badly?
JJW: Plants vs. Zombies ftw
SAR: Super. I’ll learn how to play that over summer while I plot and scheme for Salient ’10.
JJW: You still haven’t told me what you’re going to do…
Stop avoiding the question you damn journalist.
SAR: Well, the first thing I’m going to do is CLEAN THE OFFICE.
JJW: Content wise, Sarah.
SAR: Ohh that.
Well. More interviews, more chats with people who pretend to know what they’re talking about.
I will get Tolley. I will get Tolley.
We’re going to be asking the hard questions, and the questions that the mainstream media wouldn’t dare ask,
Here’s an example:
JJW: Ohhhhhh. I <3 examples
SAR: Have you ever spewed in your bed?
Classic.
JJW: Not since I was a child…
Ohhhhh…
Right.
Example.
Sheeeeeeeeit.
SAR: For the record, I haven’t spewed in my bed since I was a wee thing
JJW: The Great Tolley Hunt shall continue. My bet is that she’ll, sadly, get first blood. Bitch.
SAR: I’m going to get her.
Mark my words.
JJW: Kia ora Sarah Robson, kia ora.
Hey, hey, hey, hey guess what?
SAR: WHAT?
We won?
JJW: Hells yeah we did. But I reckon that is pretty much an editorial right there. Wasn’t that easy?
SAR: It was pretty painless. Sorry everyone for that being a bit boring.
THERE’S NO DICK JOKE.
JJW: Oh, but what about public transport and Jack Yan. He’s pretty awesome and I’ve never heard him tell a dick joke.
SAR: P.S. Just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean I’ll cut all the dick jokes.
I’ve been hanging out with you boys all year. I use the c word now.
I should wash my mouth out with soap
MJO has entered the conversation
MJO: More like wash your mouth out with Pope, ’cos Salient ’10 is gonna be religious… I mean… uh… fuck this, I quit. The hell with you, the hell with all of you.