Better head to the shops and get some hip gears, dude. Maybe if you dress young they won’t notice you? Hallensteins does a sweet pair of not-too-skinny, not-too-baggy blue jeans for around $50. It’s too bad Hannahs isn’t next door any more, you’ll have to head down Lambton Quay to get your casual/comfortable/sporty beige and brown leather sneaks. Or how about those Docs you bought when they were cool the first time around? Yeah, give ‘em a polish. While you’re at the back of your wardrobe, fish out that funky blazer. Nice. Now take a stroll to that weird badge store on Left Bank to give your lapels and your satchel a little bit of attitude. Walk into class like you just don’t care (even though you’ve done all of your readings and written your essay), sling your satch onto the ground, and look bored as you gaze at your tiny laptop through the greasy strands of your unkempt fringe.