*Interview* with Hilary Barry
What’s the best part of your job?
Hanging out with my BFF McRoberts for an hour every night. We live for da ad breaks.
What’s the worst part of your job?
Tolerating what comes out of Paul Henry’s mouth. One must pick and choose her battles.
How was the Weldon resignation party?
Omg got so fuqed up. We danced on the shitty Newshub desk and it was wonderful. Way too turnt. Still recovering.
Do u want to retract your resignation now that Weldon is out?
Obvs.
Kanye West or Kendrick Lamar?
Lemonade.
Any parting words?
Fuck Mark Weldon ya piece of shit
Going Up
Auckland Writers Festival
Hilary Barry aka Mum af
Rain / coats
Naz vs Fleur sweepstakes
Going Down
Drake and his whiny ass album VIEWS :(
When your doughnut topping comes off
Squeaky shoes
Flume not announcing a Wellington show because we don’t have a big enough arena. Time for an upgrade.
Humdingers
After having an intruder come into his home, an eleven year old Alabama boy shot his intruder in the leg with a 9mm handgun, before proceeding to tell him he “cried like a baby.” The intruder has not yet been caught.
TV3 Campbell Live replacement Story accidentally broadcast a close-up shot of genitalia during their 7.00pm timeslot. The accidental exposure happened as their investigative reporter was covering a naked dining show set up by the Edge. What a Story.
Keen to Korero
“I kite koe i te whitira hou?”
“Have you seen the new (snapchat) filter?”