Supposedly our beloved VUWSA president looks similar to a “young Fidel Castro”, I however beleive that there are many more people that are far better likenessess.
1) Captain Haddock/Brutus (from Popeye)
Joel recently purchased a new hat. Obviously the structural integrity of his helmet has deteriorated. His new hat is a seaman‘s hat. Thus making this number one in the list of Joel Cosgrove look alikes
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2) Jack Passion
Recently crowned “best beard in the world”. This guy is pretty similar to Joel, but with more personality.
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3) Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
The most loveable domesticated sasquatch on TV. I think its the lovingness he displays to all those around him that reminds me of Harry.
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4) Charles Darwin
Darwin was the pioneer of the Theory of Evolution. Many people don’t like him and disagree with his theories… just like Joel.
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5) Gimli
Gimli the dwarf from Lord of the Rings was a resiliant and stubborn little dwarf. He fought valiently for his beleifs and knew how to swing an axe.
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6) Osama Bin Ladin
He’s a wanted man who hates Americans. Like Joel Cosgrove he is a believer in direct action to achieve social justice. Nuff said.
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Last year Joel ran for President on a platform of free printing for students. This is yet to happen. As an honours student (who does not get free printing from his faculty) I need to print shit out now but have no money on my SCS account. I move that we send Joel our assignments, drafts, blackboard notes yadda yadda that we need printed off, ’till he fulfills his promise. His email is president@vuwsa.org.nz, you can call his office on 04 463 6986 and dictate, or drop in and see him with your flash drive. I am sure he will be more than happy to help you out.
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It may also be pointed out that the author looks like Tin Tin, Calvin (as in Calvin and Hobbes), Kevin Rudd and Herman Goering.